Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh
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Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Maha Shivratri SMS and Messages
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Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
Shivratri Ke Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Zindagi Ki Ek Nayi Shuruaat Mile!
Happy Maha Shivratri!
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Om Mein Hi Aastha, Om Mein Hi Vishwas;
Om Mein Hi Shakti, Om Mein Hi Sansar;
Om Se Hi Hoti Hai Achhe Din Ki Shuruaat.
Bolo – Om Namha Shivay!
Happy Shivratri!
Jai Bholenath!
Maha Shivratri Messages and SMS for Whatsapp
Maha Shivratri Messages
Latest Shivratri Messages and SMS for Whatsapp
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Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan
Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar
Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan,
Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar Par,
Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar.
happy mahashivratri
Valentine Day vs April Fool Day
We should propose a girl on 1 April instead of 14 Feb because
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Cool Valentine Messages
The best date is with someone… . . . . . . . . who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart 🙂
15 most Romentic Whatsapp Status on Valentine’s Day
I Promise I’ll be there whenever you need me.
I promise to never let you feel alone in this world.
I Promise to u my dear, we will walk together till the life ended
I Promise you’ll hold me, touch me, love me…way past forever.
A promise means everything, but once it is broken, sorry means nothing
Funny Marathi Whatsapp Joke
कुलकर्णी स्थळ बघायला आलेला असतो
कुलकर्णी – गाता येते का
मुलगी- हो
कुलकर्णी – गाऊन दाखव
मुलगी – तो काय बाहेर वाळत टाकला आहे
कुलकर्णी – ओह…. वाळू दे वाळू दे!
मुलगी बाहेर जाते अणि मूठभर वाळू आणून देते..
कुलकर्णी चक्कर येउन पडतो
थोड्या वेळाने तो तिला विचारतो आणखीन काय काय येतं?
Huge Saving on Valentine Day For Single
Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream)
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That’s the lowest price)
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses )
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing)
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount)
CONGRATULATIONS to All SINGLES… 😀 😛
Best Valentine Day Messages
Cool Valentine Day Messages for Whatsapp and Facebook
You are my Number to Every Thing
You are my Style number
You are my File number
You are my Dance number
You are my Mobile number
You are my House number.
Just be my Heart Beat number.
Just be my Valentine
The Chocolate season’s hereThe Flowering season’s hereThe Heart season’s hereThis Pink ValentineThe Greatest reason’s here.Just be my Valentine