Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – … Read more
There’s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It’s a condition called “WhatsApia“. The symptoms are: 1. Having an app called WhatsApp. 2. Constantly checking to see if you have messages. 3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven’t replied to you. 4. Anxiety that you must reply or the … Read more
1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise??? 4. Someone is always ‘Available’. How free Are you????? 5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using … Read more
Tablets have been around for a while. But it seems that some people just don’t want to accept their existence. Or understand people who own them. That’s why people who are naïve enough to brandish their tablets in public get bombarded with the following questions. 1. “Does your tablet have a touch screen?” You: No. … Read more
Height of humiliation plus insult….. A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend . . . U R as useless as an ‘ay’ in ‘okay’…. 😛 😛 😛 ================================================= I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW” ================================================= Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me Was An Insult Lady- How … Read more
1) Ponting apni biwi se: Mujhe Chai to dena Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do! Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega, Isi me peene ki aadat dal. 2) Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra Wah wah Mere Dil me hai gham … Read more
Breaking – Pakistani fielders to be allowed to wear giant gloves to help them stop & catch the ball #cwc15 #PakvWI pic.twitter.com/TZIUppQM7J — Saj Sadiq (@Saj_PakPassion) February 21, 2015 Shahid Afridi is at the bottom of destructive batsmen list and at the top of self-destructive batsmen list. — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 21, 2015 … Read more
England is an eco-friendly team. Intentionally finished a day-night match in daylight to save electricity of flood lights.#NZvENG Today in World Cup: Tim Southee Destroyed England!! B McCullum Raped England!! #NZvENG Kids on England Game Jokes 3 year old kid: Dad, who invented cricket? Dad: It’s England, son! Kid: Nahi batana hai to mat batao. … Read more
Funny Facebook jokes ever ! Facebook ka Kamaal…!! Class Ke Doran Ek Ladke neApna FacebookAccount khola Aur Status Update kia: ” I am using fb in Class”. Foran Professor ne comment kia “Class se nikal jao” Principal ne Professor k comment ko Like kia , Dost ne comment kia “Oye Cafe Aaja” Maa ne comment … Read more