Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye, Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye. Software Engineer: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye. Kabir: Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye, Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye. Software Engineer: Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye, … Read more
Now that nearly all conversation happens via the written word, we’ll forever be only a screenshot away from sharing the stupidly hilarious things we say to each other. Below are some perfect examples of texting gone wrong. 😉 😛 ============================================================ ============================================================ ============================================================
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi… I am new on whatsapp… Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…? I replied: I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later ! She replied: No problem. I’ll ask my son… Love you too… Bye and Take Care And my wife read it and…… Saala, … Read more
True meanings of “GIRL” “G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. “I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. “R”= RONE ki automatic machine.. “L”= LARAI may sab ki maa… 😀 😀 😀
That Awkward Moment When #ThisWorldCupPoonamPandeyWill Do Commentary With Siddhu Paaji And Siddhu Paaji Says “THOKO”. 😉 #WC2015 ================================= Kejriwal wants to expose politicians/businessmen Shazia wants to expose Kejriwal But POOnam Pandey, who wants to expose herself only. ================================= Dear All, This is to say that dancing car scene in the movie ‘PK’ was done by … Read more
*During interview* SBI: “Tell me something abt urself.” Applicant: “Counter 3 pe form bhar do. 2 hafte baad pata kar lena” SBI: Congratulation, You are “Hired!” 😀 😛
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more
Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho… … … … nahi pata? . . . . . . . … . Ans – DUKANDAR ——————————————— Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !\ Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko Nahi Batani.. … … Read more
Amazing INDIA – 13 Funny meanings of places in English 1 Large State – “Maha-Rastra” 2 Place of Kings – “Raja-Sthan” 3 Mr. City – “Shri-Nagar” 4 Rhythm of Eyes – “Nayni-Tal” 5 Face – “Surat” 6 Unmarried Girl – “Kanya-Kumari” 7 No Zip – “Chen-Nai” 8 Come in Evening – “Aa-Sam” 9 Go and … Read more
PASSWORD PROBLEMS: WINDOWS: Please enter your new. password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one … Read more