Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Dedicated to all IT Infrastructure guys… Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge galib…. Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hai “why our application is running slow?” 😛 Computer jokes programmer jokes
@MeIrfaanKhan: #ABdeVilliers Never Learnt A-B-C-D in School, Because that was Already in his Name, He learnt 4-6-6-4-6-4 Instead ————————– @Amit_smiling: Why did #ABdeVilliers spare the Indian bowlers? Coz usne India ka namak khaya hai via #IPL. #CWC15 #WIvsSA Is he really a human? No, he’s a run machine. Yet another example of why he’s the … Read more
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere ROM – Where the pope lives SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for … Read more
Doctor: Mubarak ho ladka hua aapka. Arun lal: shandaar Delivery. Doctor: *Slap* Arun lal: Kalaiyon ka behtareen istemaal. ================================================================ Khoob Jamega Rang, Jab Mil Baithenge 3 Yaar Aap Mai Aur Thappad Padega Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal Bhi Aaya Only SPRITE ================================================================ I loved a girl…… N she broke my heart… </3 . . Now every … Read more
FB CHAT (solid bejati).. . . Boy (politely): Hi… . . Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know you..? . . . . . . . . . Boy (in cool tone): nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha.. . Hahahahahahaha… 😀 😀 😀 😀 Boyz thoko LIKE..!
Ek ladka tha.. Usko kabhi pyar nahi hua tha aur uske pant ka zip hamesha khula raheta tha kyu? .. . . . . . . . … . Kyuki . . . . . . . ….. pyar bina chain kaha re ===================================================== ladki LOYAL honi chahiye, . . . . . . . … Read more
Why are people so worried about the ‘blue ticks’ on Whatsapp? Calm down… It’s just a messaging service… . . . . and not a Pregnancy Test! 😀 😀 😀
Boy : 12:00, Badlapur?? Girl : Done. Girl : Where are you? Boy : Mulund PVR , waiting for you. Come soon idiot, movie is about to start. Where are you? Girl : Badlapur station 🙁 🙁 🙁
Zadu wala Chief Minister Chai wala Prime Minister 2nd ,3rd or 12th Pass desh ke Mantri . . . . . . Aur hum Graduate aur post graduate yahan whatsapp or facebook pe group group khel rahe hain…. 😀 😀 😀
Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. 😛 😛 😛