Happy Republic day message for whatsapp
Having license & renew your insurance policy of your car is more patriotic than Keeping Tricolor on Car dashboard. Happy Republic Day. —- Justice Liberty Equality Fraternity May our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!. 🙂 —– Still Sleeping? The nation need you ! You need to be Awaken […]
Wife can not tolerate husband happiness
Lady told the Advocate: I want to again marry my ex-husband Advocate asked lady: Why, last month only you got the divorce Lady told advocate: After divorce he is very Happy and I cannot tolerate this.
Swami Vivekananda Cool Whatsapp quotes
Who’s helping u, don’t forget them Who’s loving u, don’t hate them Who’s believing u, don’t cheat them. – Vivekananda
Best Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes For 2015
Listed Below Are The Best Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes for 2015 Some people are too chipper early in the morning, and what they don’t realize is that it’s very bad for their good health…until I am choking them. This lame status is not the only one that you’ll be reading this year….so brace yourself […]
Tapori style Whatsapp funny Shayari
Abe dost, Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! 😉 Thok taali ab 😀
Santa in KBC
Santa Kaun Banega Crorepati Main Amitabh Bachchan: “What is you father’s name?” Santa: Options Please. Amitabh Bachchan: A. Manjit Singh B. Ranjit Singh C. Happy Singh D. Lucky Singh Santa: “Life line-50/50 ” Amitabh Bachchan: A. Manjit Singh C. Happy Singh Santa: “Audience Poll. ” Amitabh Bachchan: 75% Manjit Singh 25% Happy Singh Santa: “I […]
Funny Husband Wife jokes
Mindblowing……. Wife : Honey my stomach is getting bigger, i think i am pregnant !! 😛 Husband : Ya, and i know who’s the daddy !!! 🙂 Wife : Who? 😯 . . . . . . . . . Husband : McDonalds / Pizza Hut / Dominoz / SubWay / KFC !!! 😛 😛 😛 😛 […]
Romantic one liner message status for whatsapp.
Top 10 Romantic love status for Whatsapp. Dear crush, fall in love with me. I think the perfect hugs is when someone hugs me without me asking. I want a guy who says I love you every night and proves it every day. I smile because I’m always thinking of you. Get out of my […]
Always love your Husband !!
Always love your husband…… Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks… Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ? Love him if he criticizes your […]
Happy Winter Hindi Funny Shayari
Hindi Funny Shayari on Winter Arz kiya hai.. Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise…. sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise… Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise…. sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise “Ki kar to li hai tune beta…. abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise… 😀 😛 —>> Happy Winter <<—
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