Having a “new boyfriend” every month doesn’t mean you gorgeous it means you easy and retarded …
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Alcohol doesn’t make you fat , it make you lean on .. tables,chairs and random people …
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*missed a call* *calls back* *no answer* WTF, did u die within 3 seconds …
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Today at the park I saw a boy sleeping on a bench. So I called the police and said I saw a kid napping …
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That awkward moment when twins are fighting one calls the other one ugly ..
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My eating schedule: breakfast Snack brunch snack lunch snack pre dinner snack dinner midnite snack …
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