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There lived lot of monkeys in a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys. He announced that he will buy a monkey @ hundred rupees each. The villegers thought that this man is mad They thought , how can somebody buy stray monkeys .did anybody give 100 rupees For … Read more
☑ 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX! ☑ 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ☑3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND … Read more
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself … Read more
Slow, when you wait! Fast, when you r Late! Deadly, when you r Sad! Short, when you r happy! Endless, when you r in Pain! Long,when you feel bore! Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions not by clocks… So, Have A Nice Time Always!!
Letter to gf To, My dear gf, Sub:- breakup Darling, As u kw that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so i m not able to pay shopping , movie, food , mobile, etc bills for u ..!! Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkrr maaf krr dena Thank you!!
Why we should women ? ● changes her name ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant for you ● pregnancy changes her body ● she gets fat ● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of … Read more
Suppose 500 people visit bigbazaar daily. No one collects change. 500×1= rs500. For 365 days, 500×365 = rs 1,82,500 This is from ONE bigbazaar MARKET. There are 1500 bigbazaar markets in the country. rs 1,82,500×1500 = rs 273,750,000 27crore per year. & the worst part about this is, IT’S NOT EVEN TAXABLE because the bill … Read more
Choosing colour of Sketch pen was a tough Process . Catching the seat near the window in a bus was called obsession . Getting a Coffee as a Birthday treat from Friends made our day Being the 1st to finish copying from the Black board was the moment of Pride . Hiding Your answer from … Read more