Ek Machchar Aur Aadmi
Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha, Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua? Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai… Chuhedaani mein chuha; Sabundaani mein Sabun; Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!
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Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha, Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua? Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai… Chuhedaani mein chuha; Sabundaani mein Sabun; Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!
Patni (Pati se): Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu? Pati (Kuchh der soch kar): Aisa karo jo, Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀
Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai.. Ek katora lo, Usme kuchh angoor lo, ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo, ab aaina dekho, Dish taiyaar! Dish ka naam: Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!
Badal gaya hai jamana Pehle Maa ke per chhoo kar nikalte the.. Aur Ab Mobile ki battery full kar ke nikalte hain!
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha: Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar aur Bachche bigad jaaye, To mobile jimmedaar!
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi. . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari. Honey singh: ok bye. 😛
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the… Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat… Santa ne sabko pakad liya… Phir.. Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!! … Read more
Beautiful message.. Zindagi ka khubsurat lamha kaunsa hota hai? Fantastic answer- Jab aapka parivar aapko dost samajne lage, Aur Dost aapko apna pariwar! For all the lovely and beautiful friends and family 🙂
Modern krishna to radha.. Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori… Radha boli… Jyada line mat mar… coz i hate love story! 🙂 😛
Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi. Usne ladki ko message bheja.. Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya, Haddiyo par tere maans konya, Propose tanne main kya karun baawli, Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!