Wife called Husband
Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ??
Hus :- I am in big trouble. ..
Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one
Hus :- ok….darling
…we are going to have a baby with my secretary. ..
Wife :- kuttey tu ghar aa 😀
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PK style Jokes
“Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..
” I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..
Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai
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Hum ye nahi kahete k koi Tere liye dua na mange •
• Hum to bas itna chahte hai k Koi dua me Tujhe na Mangy
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
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Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……