Santa Banta Jokes Collection

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Here are some Santa Banta Jokes Collection 😛

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Whatsapp Tricky Question Hindi

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Whatsapp Tricky Question Hindi :- Ek……. Aurat……. Par baithkar……. Ga rhi thi. Us………. Se door door tak bas…………. Hi dikhai deti thi. Ek word me answer which satisfied for all blanks Dam hai to btao 😀 😛 Thanks Sameer for sharing this with us. 😛

Love To Hate CID

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Why I hate CID…

Example

LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?

LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??

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Sardar Having Non Veg

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English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg.

In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken.

Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.

Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.

So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said “You born as a “Sikh”, raised as a “Sikh”, but now you are a”Christian”!

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