INDIA win match against UAE Mauka jokes
India defeated UAE by 9 wickets. Petrol price is up by Rs 3.18/- and Diesel by Rs. 3.09/-. People in UAE must be Laughing and Singing, “Mauka Mauka..Mauka Mauka”.
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Best hindi funny SMS
Here are the Best hindi funny SMS Inspector: Jail me kese aye? Santa: Media ki ladki aai thi, usk tsirt me “Press” likha tha! Inspector: Phir?? Santa: Maine bhi vhi kiya jo likha tha ======================================== Raat ko 2 baje santa ko phone ata hai : yaha par Fatima Mehfooz reheti hai kya? Santa: Kutte itne … Read more
‘Mauka Mauka’ Ad For West Indies Vs India
This is the latest ‘Mauka Mauka’ Ad For West Indies Vs India 😀 😀 😀 Go team India. #WontGiveItBack
Height of crazyness jokes
Crazy Heights Of Jokes. MUST READ 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip. 2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk. 3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox. 4) Hope? A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. 5) Stupidity? Looking through key hole of a glass door. 6) Suicide attempt? A dwarf jumps … Read more
Holi quotes and greetings in English
I may not put colors on your face In this colorful festival but I’m praying god to add More and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi In Advance May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other … Read more
Hindi Killer Shayari for IT people
Dedicated to all IT Infrastructure guys… Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge galib…. Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hai “why our application is running slow?” 😛 Computer jokes programmer jokes
Funny Reactions To Union Budget Of 2015
Reactions To Union Budget Of 2015 Pro Development ~ Prime Minister Narendra Modi It is a pro North Indian Budget ~Shiv Sena spokesperson I demand complete rollback of Union Budget ~ Mamta Banerje I will give 4.5 stars to Union Budget ~ Taran Adarsh It is not good for middle class. I wished Arun Jetly … Read more
Latest funny jokes on AB Devilliers
@MeIrfaanKhan: #ABdeVilliers Never Learnt A-B-C-D in School, Because that was Already in his Name, He learnt 4-6-6-4-6-4 Instead ————————– @Amit_smiling: Why did #ABdeVilliers spare the Indian bowlers? Coz usne India ka namak khaya hai via #IPL. #CWC15 #WIvsSA Is he really a human? No, he’s a run machine. Yet another example of why he’s the … Read more
Funny computer definitions
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere ROM – Where the pope lives SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for … Read more
Latest funny whatsapp jokes
Doctor: Mubarak ho ladka hua aapka. Arun lal: shandaar Delivery. Doctor: *Slap* Arun lal: Kalaiyon ka behtareen istemaal. ================================================================ Khoob Jamega Rang, Jab Mil Baithenge 3 Yaar Aap Mai Aur Thappad Padega Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal Bhi Aaya Only SPRITE ================================================================ I loved a girl…… N she broke my heart… </3 . . Now every … Read more