Dad ki fake id vali ladki se chat

Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . … Read more

Rajnikant vs Whatsapp Admin

Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya…. Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya… Pata hain kyun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare group admin papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir…. 😛 😛 😛

11 funny things on Exam

Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh … Read more

Don’t Mess With Your Girlfriend

Girl: I Love You. Boy: Ha ha ha. Girl: I Miss You I Miss You. Boy: Hahahahaha… Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun… Boy: Hahahahahahahaha… Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti. Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…. Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli … Read more

Gang of Sardar Jokes

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. They found Bottles of Chilled Lassi instead of Cash. They Drank it Happily n left. NEXT DAY ‘S HEADLINE- “The Sperm Bank Robbed in Ludhiana.. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Best puzzle/quiz for whatsapp in english

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are . Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) Question 1 : You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What … Read more

Best exam whatsapp status

Exam whatsapp status :   Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED? Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂 If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born. The goal of education is to replace an … Read more

Funny Kapil Dev Joke

Kapil dev’s wife – khana kaisa bana hai? Kapil dev – aisa to nahi keh sakte ki kharab bana hai. Par aisa keh sakte hai ki khane layak nahi hai !!!