Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
An Engineer calls up the radio station “Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy” RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Engineer – To my salary =================================================== Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary … Read more
Girls Marks in Computer:” 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: “44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . … Read more
Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya…. Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya… Pata hain kyun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare group admin papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir…. 😛 😛 😛
Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh … Read more
Girl: I Love You. Boy: Ha ha ha. Girl: I Miss You I Miss You. Boy: Hahahahaha… Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun… Boy: Hahahahahahahaha… Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti. Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…. Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli … Read more
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. They found Bottles of Chilled Lassi instead of Cash. They Drank it Happily n left. NEXT DAY ‘S HEADLINE- “The Sperm Bank Robbed in Ludhiana.. 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are . Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) Question 1 : You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What … Read more
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