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7-chiz jb khatam ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai 1-Pyar 2-Rishta 3-School Life 4-Dosti 5-Paise 6-Net Pack OR 7. Toilet Main Pani….. 😛 😛
A Man went to Battery Shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon? A man : Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya 😛 😛
बैठ-कर महबूबा की बाहों में एैसा जोश आया.. . वाह! वाह! वाह! वाह!! . . . बैठ-कर महबूबा की बाहों में एैसा जोश आया… फिर …? फिर क्या.! ? ? ? ? ? बीवी ने देख लिया और ICU में होश आया… हा हा हा… ! 😛 😛 😛
When I was buying Top Ramen noodles, Atma of Maggi noodles appeared & shouted: Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye. ———————————- The best part about Top Ramen? It’s not Maggi. ———————————- Ppl: Sunny Leone why are you so salty Me: Bcos I ate a lot of top ramen ———————————- Grocery Store: … Read more
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: … Read more
?टीचर : अगर तुम्हारा बेस्ट फ्रेंड और तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड दोनों डूब रहे हो तो तुम किसको बचाओगे …?? . . . . लड़का : डूब जाने दो सालों को … . आखिर दोनों एक साथ कर क्या रहे थे … . POINT TO BE NOTED!! ?????? ?आज का कुविचार? “जिन्दगी में कभी कोई गलती हो … Read more
-चींटी रिक्शे में बैठी और एक पैर बाहर रखा | ड्राइवर – मैडम पैर अंदर रखो | चींटी – नहीं ! रस्ते में हाथी मिलेगा उसे लात मारनी है | कल यही पर मुझे वो आँख मार के गया था | ??????? -संता ने एग्जाम के लिए क्वेश्चन पेपर बनाया | पेपर देखते ही सारे … Read more
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more
There are 3 Doll in a man’s life. 1. His Daughter – Barbie Doll 2. His Gf – Baby Doll 3. His Wife – DAMADOLL !!!??? ??????????? Relations with Nice Persons are like Ice Cubes…!.. You Break, Crush, Squeeze, Beat & Grind Them; Still They Chill Your life . ĞööĐ MöřñïñĞ….:) ??????????? दया और जेठालाल … Read more
?Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero. ??? ?Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me … Read more