Are you searching for Best Funny status to update your Whatsapp status??? here we are posting some collection of best funny whats app status. These are the best sarcastic lines . Update your status today with these awesome jokes and funny lines.
Funny whatsapp status :
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
- Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
- Roses are red. I am going to bed
- Save papers don’t do homework
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
- Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
- Hi there! I am using my brain!
- Status under construction.. coming soon..
- I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart
- i know you look on my status
- Busy at a moment…free forever
- Error:status is unavailable.
- Common sense is not so common
- You never know what you have until you clean your room. 😛 😛
- Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
- I have better things to do with my time than my job.
- If at first you don’t succeed…call it Version 1.0.
- For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status
- When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half..
- Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.