Fart in Restaurant
“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”
Old man and Peacock
The old man started staring at him.
Boy:”Whats up oldie? Never did anything wild???”
The old man replied”yeah fucked a peacock once .. wondering if you are my son.
Sam, Candy and Dan Stories
A class 5 teacher asked her students to make
Sam:
My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Russia and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can
Candy:
My name is Candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can
Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Russia and Japan
I m gonna help Candy with her plan
I know I can, I know I can, I know I can.
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Kids on Online Spying to Obama Funny
