Pappu ki Plastic Surgery
Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega? Doctor: 50 Hazaar Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to? Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!
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Bete Ka Result – Government Joke
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua? Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai.. Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Pappu aur College ki Ladki
Pappu college ki ladki se bola : “I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..” . . Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon” . . Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol, Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”
Whatsapp jokes on Pappu
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more