Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Joke-1 Pakistan selling crackers on OLX at ₹1000* Indians: Bhai 10000 dunga.. patakhe Pakistan me hi phodd de… Joke-2 Meanwhile Alia Bhatt just called Salman Khan and asked him: “Ye Sohail Khan Pakistan ke taraf se Kyu khela??” Joke-3 Interviewer: Vapis aagoge to tumhe goli maar denge. Misbah: Goli se daar nahi lagta sahab, kohli se lagta … Read more
Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match.. Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ?? Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted . . . ‘CHHAKKA’ . . . . . . His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol 😀 😛 … Read more
Meanwhile …. Aliya bhat ne Shikhar dhavan ki half century k liye David dhavan ko badhayi di… 😀 😛
Indian boy frustrate call to customer care !! Boy Called Customer care A girl picked up the phone Girl: ……..customer care mein aapka swaagat hai Boy:thank u Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Boy :nai nai maine … Read more
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. BF: Kya pucha??? GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. — The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend Is: . . . … Read more
Wife saw board outside a shop “Monsoon Offer Only for today” : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Excited Wife to Husband: Give me Rs. 500, I’ll buy 50 sarees.. Husband – Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai vo ! Find More Husband Wife Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/husband-wife-jokes/
Holi Ke Bahane Ladki Patane Ke 5 Rangeen Tarike – Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke … Read more
Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh … Read more
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya…. . . Budha:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”Andha hai kya…Dikhta nahi.. ;/ Ladki Jaise hi Aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya… . . Ladka:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”It’s okay.. .. Budha ladki se bolta hai”MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . … Read more