Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Class Ke Doran Ek Ladke ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update kia: “I am using Facebook in Class” . Fouran Professor ne comment kia “Class se nikal jao” Principal ne Professor k comment ko Like kia Dost ne comment kia “Oye Cafe Aaja” Maa ne comment kia “Nalayak kahin ka Class nhi attend … Read more
Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi… . . . . . . . . Ki… . . . . . . . . Arun Lal India ke Bahari kinaare pe paida hua tha 😀 😛
Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar … Read more
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛 😛
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha … Read more
An Engineer calls up the radio station “Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy” RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Engineer – To my salary =================================================== Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary … Read more
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . … Read more
Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya…. Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya… Pata hain kyun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare group admin papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir…. 😛 😛 😛
Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh … Read more
Girl: I Love You. Boy: Ha ha ha. Girl: I Miss You I Miss You. Boy: Hahahahaha… Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun… Boy: Hahahahahahahaha… Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti. Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…. Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli … Read more