Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi… I am new on whatsapp… Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…? I replied: I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later ! She replied: No problem. I’ll ask my son… Love you too… Bye and Take Care And my wife read it and…… Saala, … Read more
Lalu’s PA: Sir! There is a new problem. Lalu: Ka problem? PA: Ebola. Lalu: Kaun bola? PA: Koi bola nahin Sir, Ebola. Lalu: Arrey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola? PA: Sir, aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola. Lalu: Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? … Read more
Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” ******************************************************* Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! ******************************************************* Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! … Read more
True meanings of “GIRL” “G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. “I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. “R”= RONE ki automatic machine.. “L”= LARAI may sab ki maa… 😀 😀 😀
B.COM – Basically Confidence of Mohabat B.B.A – Beauty Broad & Active L.L.B – Love 4 Leagal Boy P.H.D – Perfect Healthy Dream girl 😛 😛 😛
That Awkward Moment When #ThisWorldCupPoonamPandeyWill Do Commentary With Siddhu Paaji And Siddhu Paaji Says “THOKO”. 😉 #WC2015 ================================= Kejriwal wants to expose politicians/businessmen Shazia wants to expose Kejriwal But POOnam Pandey, who wants to expose herself only. ================================= Dear All, This is to say that dancing car scene in the movie ‘PK’ was done by … Read more
*During interview* SBI: “Tell me something abt urself.” Applicant: “Counter 3 pe form bhar do. 2 hafte baad pata kar lena” SBI: Congratulation, You are “Hired!” 😀 😛
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more
WORK PRESSURE… Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. ========================================================== Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. ========================================================== Once I was on call … Read more
Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho… … … … nahi pata? . . . . . . . … . Ans – DUKANDAR ——————————————— Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !\ Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko Nahi Batani.. … … Read more