Latest Funny Hindi Jokes
Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar … Read more
Cool Alphabetic advice for you
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself … Read more
Boy ka girl friend ke baap ko funny answer
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do ๐ย ๐ย ๐
Funny bakwas Jokes
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha … Read more
Funny Matrimonial Profile on Shaadi.com
These are actual profiles from shaadi.com, hilarious they are… **Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail.. I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework. (Can somebody please explain What Homework???) I want … Read more
Latest Funny Hindi Jokes on Salary
An Engineer calls up the radio station “Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy” RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Engineer – To my salary =================================================== Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary … Read more
Girls vs Boys on Computer
Girls Marks in Computer:” 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: “44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
Dad ki fake id vali ladki se chat
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . … Read more
Rajnikant vs Whatsapp Admin
Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya…. Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya… Pata hain kyun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare group adminย papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir…. ๐ย ๐ย ๐