Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai – 😀
This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food…
Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount,
Bring your lover and get 40 % discount …..
If you can bring all 3 at same time,
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Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..
Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?
Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
लड़की अपने पति का इंतजार कर रही थी, जैसे ही दरवाजा खोला, लड़का – ये लो जानू वेलेन्टाइन का फूल, लड़की – ये क्या लाये हो सफ़ेद गुलाब, पहले तो वेलेन्टाइन के दिन रेड गुलाब देते थे, लड़का- पगली अब प्यार की कम, शांति की ज्यादा जरुरत है
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ? Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend? Santa: Biwi. Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai. 😛 😛 😛
आजकल SHORT का जमाना है……
जैसे GM होगया गुड मॉर्निंग GN हो गया गुड नाईट।
देखो नई भाषा 2021 की……
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Boy : Kya kal raat tum party me thi?
Girl : ????
Boy : yeh kya !!!
Girl : ha thi.
Boy: ???? क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?
Girl: ???? .
Boy: अब ये क्या ?
Girl: हा थोडी .????????????????????
Happy Valentine Day 2017, Valentine’s Day SMS, Valentine’s Day Whatsapp status and Sms Message Wishes.
Guys, As we all know this is Valentine Week and we all are awaiting for Valentine’s Day. We are giving below the Valentine Week 2017 schedule.
Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain,
aaj ke honhaar students ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61 din..
243-61=182 din
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Ussmein 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali – holi etc… Festival ke 40..
Guys, Happy New Year 2017 To all Timepass Website’s Users and Visitors. Wish you and your Family 🙂 God will showered you full of blessing in upcoming year (2017) Lots of Love …?? Must See – Happy New Year 2017 Whatsapp status and Sms Message Wishes Happy New Year 2017 WhatsApp Wish Images Wallpapers Happy … Read more
In 2016: I laughed 😀 I cried 🙁 turned up 😯 I turned down 😕 I loved 😀 I lost trust 😐 & I was betrayed 😯 but most importantly I learned 😮 Welcome 2017 !! 😆