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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
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Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
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Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
….Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.
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We WIN
and LOSE
things
everyday.
But
trust me
on one
thing:
You
will
NEVER
lose
ME!
I will
ALWAY§
be thr.
To eat ùr head!
(“,)
<II>
JL.
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Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.