Funny Matrimonial Profile on Shaadi.com

These are actual profiles from shaadi.com, hilarious they are…

**Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..

I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(Can somebody please explain What
Homework???)

I want a boy with no drinks. If he
wants he can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house he should give respect to our cast.
(by not wearing his jeans? What the
hell…! )
HEY I AM A GOOD LOOKING GIRL, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(I am loughing {laughing})
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom,
and he must think of the future life if
he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A
LAMP ? ?)
I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my patner and I love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok?
(the ‘Ok-syndrome’ K K)
I am pranati my family history my two
brother two sister and father & Mother.
sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely’?)
My name is farhan begum, and i am
unmarried.
please you marrige me please please please please please please please
(Heights of desperation! )
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