India Pakistan Match vs Valentine day
Here is jokes on India Pakistan match vs Valentine Day !! The most anticipated Day this February I won’t see India vs Pakistan Match for our love !! Be mine Valentine Day !! Na ishq mein Na pyaar mein, Jo maza Pakistan ki haar mein..
7 most complicated facts about Women
Seven complicated facts about Women: 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them. […]
11 funny things on Exam
Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh […]
Yeh Ladkiya bhi !!
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya…. . . Budha:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”Andha hai kya…Dikhta nahi.. ;/ Ladki Jaise hi Aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya… . . Ladka:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”It’s okay.. .. Budha ladki se bolta hai”MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”
Last minute exam jokes
A last minute SIX . . . A last minute GOAL . . . . A last minute MOVE . . . . often wins the GAME! . . . . That’s why we are still confident that… . . . . “A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM” !
Wife’s Report Card
Husband was shocked to read wife’s Old school report card.. The comment written on report card… . Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!
Funny Cool Word Puzzle
Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try…. OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat. This Is Cool. SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, […]
Dad ki fake id vali ladki se chat
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun……. Dad:- bolo. Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain. . . Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas… lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . […]
The real meaning car companies.
Who said car names don’t have meaning FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive….ߚ֠ VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. HONDA: Hanged Over, […]
Obama aur Monkey Bath
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath? Even i was shocked to hear that? Then i asked him why he is asking this ? He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi. . . Later on I realized that he was […]
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